my favorite screenshots from the bandit scene in mulan 2
this movie is solid gold
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Writing on Water.
Sometimes I am sinfully envious of the visually artistic.
This is honestly one of the mot beautiful things ever.
rad
holy shit
Oh my God
Oh
wow
absolutely stunning
HOW DO YOU ART?
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
clownfish only live 6-10 years in the wild so he’s probably dead by now
well aren’t you just a little fucking ray of sunshine
(Source: admiraljaneway)
whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
(Source: love-i-s-evol)
That girl you just called fat…
She’s an 800 pound grizzly bear and is very self conscious of her weight. I would run if I were you.